{"id":161,"date":"2007-05-30T07:41:19","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T07:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2007\/05\/30\/161\/"},"modified":"2007-05-30T07:41:19","modified_gmt":"2007-05-30T07:41:19","slug":"161","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2007\/05\/30\/161\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><font size=\"3\">Tenho um bom amigo que me manda pelo menos 50 mensagens eletr\u00f4nicas por dia, ent\u00e3o resolvi compartilhar com voc\u00eas, sempre que for poss\u00edvel, algumas delas (apenas algumas&#8230;rsrsrsrs). Espero que apreciem. <\/font> <\/b> <\/p>\n<p><b><font size=\"4\">&#8220;DIFEREN\u00c7AS ENTRE PRES\u00cdDIO E TRABALHO&#8221;&#8230;.. <\/font> <\/b><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\">PRES\u00cdDIO <br \/>Voc\u00ea passa a maior parte do tempo numa cela 5x6m. <br \/>TRABALHO <br \/>Voc\u00ea passa a maior parte do tempo numa sala 3x4m. <br \/>PRES\u00cdDIO <br \/>Voc\u00ea recebe tr\u00eas refei\u00e7\u00f5es por dia de gra\u00e7a. <br \/>TRABALHO <br \/>Voc\u00ea s\u00f3 tem uma, no hor\u00e1rio de almo\u00e7o, e tem que pagar por ela. <br \/>PRES\u00cdDIO <br \/>Voc\u00ea \u00e9 liberado por bom comportamento. <br \/>TRABALHO <br \/>Voc\u00ea ganha mais trabalho com bom comportamento. <br \/>PRES\u00cdDIO <br \/>Um guarda abre e fecha todas as portas para voc\u00ea. <br \/>TRABALHO <br \/>Voc\u00ea mesmo deve abrir as portas, se n\u00e3o for barrado pela seguran\u00e7a por ter esquecido o crach\u00e1. <br \/>PRES\u00cdDIO <br \/>Voc\u00ea assiste TV e joga baralho, bola, dama&#8230; <br 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