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Tenho um bom amigo que me manda pelo menos 50 mensagens eletr\u00f4nicas por dia, ent\u00e3o resolvi compartilhar com voc\u00eas, sempre que for poss\u00edvel, algumas delas (apenas algumas…rsrsrsrs). Espero que apreciem.<\/font><\/b><\/p>\n

Planejamento<\/font><\/b><\/p>\n

Um dia um garoto de 12 anos entra num bordel arrastando um gato morto por um barbante. <\/p>\n

Ele coloca uma nota de 50 no balc\u00e3o e diz:<\/p>\n

– Quero uma mulher!<\/p>\n

A cafetina, olhando para ele, responde:<\/p>\n

– Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o acha que \u00e9 um pouco jovem para isso?<\/p>\n

Ele baixa uma segunda nota de 50 no balc\u00e3o e repete:<\/p>\n

– Quero uma mulher!<\/p>\n

– T\u00e1 certo, – responde ela. Senta a\u00ed que vem uma dentro de meia hora.<\/p>\n

Ele p\u00f5e outra nota de 50:<\/p>\n

– Agora! E ela tem que ter gonorr\u00e9ia!<\/p>\n

A cafetina come\u00e7a a perguntar por que, mas ele deixa mais uma nota de 50 e repete:<\/p>\n

– Gonorr\u00e9ia!<\/p>\n

Alguns minutos depois chega uma mulher. Eles sobem a escada (ele arrastando o gato morto). No quarto ela faz seu trabalho… Quando eles est\u00e3o saindo, a cafetina pergunta:<\/p>\n

– Tudo bem, mas por que voc\u00ea queria algu\u00e9m com gonorr\u00e9ia?<\/p>\n

– Quando eu voltar para casa, eu vou transar com a bab\u00e1, e quando o papai voltar para casa, ele vai levar a bab\u00e1 para casa dela e vai transar com ela. Quando ele voltar para casa, vai transar com a mam\u00e3e e amanh\u00e3 de manh\u00e3, depois que o papai sair para o trabalho, a mam\u00e3e vai transar com o leiteiro. O leiteiro \u00e9 o filho da puta que atropelou meu gato!!<\/p>\n

ENTENDERAM O QUE \u00c9 PLANEJAMENTO?<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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