{"id":204,"date":"2007-10-30T12:40:54","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T12:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2007\/10\/30\/204\/"},"modified":"2007-10-30T12:40:54","modified_gmt":"2007-10-30T12:40:54","slug":"204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2007\/10\/30\/204\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"3\"><b><font color=\"#000080\">Tenho um bom amigo que me manda pelo menos 50 mensagens eletr\u00f4nicas por dia, ent\u00e3o resolvi compartilhar com voc\u00eas, sempre que for poss\u00edvel, algumas delas (apenas algumas&#8230;rsrsrsrs). 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