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Tenho um bom amigo que me manda pelo menos 50 mensagens eletr\u00f4nicas por dia, ent\u00e3o resolvi compartilhar com voc\u00eas, sempre que for poss\u00edvel, algumas delas (apenas algumas…rsrsrsrs). Espero que apreciem. <\/font> <\/font> <\/b> <\/p>\n

GUIA PR\u00c1TICO DA CI\u00caNCIA MODERNA <\/font> <\/b> <\/p>\n

1. Se mexer, pertence \u00e0 biologia.
2. Se feder, pertence \u00e0 qu\u00edmica.
3. Se n\u00e3o funciona, pertence \u00e0 f\u00edsica.
4. Se ningu\u00e9m entende, \u00e9 matem\u00e1tica.
5. Se n\u00e3o faz sentido, \u00e9 economia ou psicologia.
6. Se mexer, feder, n\u00e3o funcionar, ningu\u00e9m entender e n\u00e3o fizer sentido, \u00e9 INFORM\u00c1TICA. <\/p>\n

LEI DA PROCURA INDIRETA <\/b> <\/p>\n

1. O modo mais r\u00e1pido de se encontrar uma coisa \u00e9 procurar outra.
2. Voc\u00ea sempre encontra aquilo que n\u00e3o est\u00e1 procurando. <\/p>\n

LEI DA TELEFONIA. <\/b> <\/p>\n

1. Quando te ligam: se voc\u00ea tem caneta, n\u00e3o tem papel. Se tiver papel, n\u00e3o tem caneta. Se tiver ambos, ningu\u00e9m liga.
2. Quando voc\u00ea liga para n\u00fameros errados de telefone, eles nunca est\u00e3o ocupados.
Par\u00e1grafo \u00fanico: Todo corpo mergulhado numa banheira ou debaixo do chuveiro faz tocar o telefone. <\/p>\n

LEI DAS UNIDADES DE MEDIDA. <\/b> <\/p>\n

Se estiver escrito ‘Tamanho \u00danico’, \u00e9 porque n\u00e3o serve em ningu\u00e9m, muito menos em voc\u00ea. <\/p>\n

LEI DA GRAVIDADE. <\/b> <\/p>\n

Se voc\u00ea consegue manter a cabe\u00e7a enquanto \u00e0 sua volta todos est\u00e3o perdendo, provavelmente voc\u00ea n\u00e3o est\u00e1 entendendo a gravidade da situa\u00e7\u00e3o. <\/p>\n

LEI DOS CURSOS, PROVAS E AFINS. <\/b> <\/p>\n

80% da prova final ser\u00e1 baseada na \u00fanica aula a que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o compareceu, baseada no \u00fanico livro que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o leu. <\/p>\n

LEI DA QUEDA LIVRE. <\/b> <\/p>\n

1. Qualquer esfor\u00e7o para se agarrar um objeto em queda, provoca mais destrui\u00e7\u00e3o do que se o deix\u00e1ssemos cair naturalmente.
2. A probabilidade de o p\u00e3o cair com o lado da manteiga virado para baixo \u00e9 proporcional ao valor do carpete. <\/p>\n

LEI DAS FILAS E DOS ENGARRAFAMENTOS. <\/b> <\/p>\n

A fila do lado sempre anda mais r\u00e1pido.
Par\u00e1grafo \u00fanico: N\u00e3o adianta mudar de fila. A outra \u00e9 sempre mais r\u00e1pida. <\/p>\n

LEI DA RELATIVIDADE DOCUMENTADA. <\/b> <\/p>\n

Nada \u00e9 t\u00e3o f\u00e1cil quanto parece, nem t\u00e3o dif\u00edcil quanto a explica\u00e7\u00e3o do manual.<\/p>\n

LEI DO ESPARADRAPO. <\/b> <\/p>\n

Existem dois tipos de esparadrapo: o que n\u00e3o gruda e o que n\u00e3o sai. <\/p>\n

LEI DA VIDA. <\/b> <\/p>\n

1. Uma pessoa saud\u00e1vel \u00e9 aquela que n\u00e3o foi suficientemente examinada.
2. Tudo que \u00e9 bom na vida \u00e9 ilegal, imoral ou engorda. <\/p>\n

LEI DA ATRA\u00c7\u00c3O DE PART\u00cdCULAS. <\/b> <\/p>\n

Toda part\u00edcula que voa sempre encontra um olho aberto. <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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