{"id":283,"date":"2008-07-02T10:24:55","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T13:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2008\/07\/02\/bom-ruim-e-terrivel\/"},"modified":"2008-07-02T10:24:55","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T13:24:55","slug":"bom-ruim-e-terrivel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2008\/07\/02\/bom-ruim-e-terrivel\/","title":{"rendered":"Bom, ruim e terr\u00edvel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#000080\"><strong>Tenho um bom amigo que me manda pelo menos 50 mensagens eletr\u00f4nicas por dia, ent\u00e3o resolvi compartilhar com voc\u00eas, sempre que for poss\u00edvel, algumas delas (apenas algumas\u2026rsrsrsrs). Espero que apreciem.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p>BOM : Sua esposa est\u00e1 gr\u00e1vida.<br \/>\nRUIM : S\u00e3o trig\u00eameos.<br \/>\nTERR\u00cdVEL : Voc\u00ea fez vasectomia ano passado e n\u00e3o contou pra ningu\u00e9m.<\/p>\n<p>BOM : Sua esposa n\u00e3o fala mais com voc\u00ea.<br \/>\nRUIM: Ela quer o div\u00f3rcio.<br \/>\nTERR\u00cdVEL: Ela \u00e9 advogada.<\/p>\n<p>BOM : Seu filho passou da puberdade.<br \/>\nRUIM : Ele est\u00e1 envolvido com a vizinha da frente.<br \/>\nTERR\u00cdVEL : Voc\u00ea tamb\u00e9m est\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>BOM: Seu marido entende de moda feminina.<br \/>\nRUIM : Usa a sua roupa.<br \/>\nTERR\u00cdVEL : Fica melhor nele que em voc\u00ea.<\/p>\n<p>BOM : Voc\u00ea decide dar aula de educa\u00e7\u00e3o sexual para a sua filha.<br \/>\nRUIM: Ela te interrompe v\u00e1rias vezes.<br \/>\nTERR\u00cdVEL : Corrigindo voc\u00ea.<\/p>\n<p>BOM : Sua filha arranjou seu primeiro emprego.<br \/>\nRUIM : De prostituta.<br \/>\nTERR\u00cdVEL : Seus colegas do futebol e do trabalho est\u00e3o todos ficando clientes dela.<br \/>\nMAIS TERR\u00cdVEL AINDA : Ela est\u00e1 ganhando 10 vezes mais que voc\u00ea e disse que vai reformar a casa e te dar um carro novo.<\/p>\n<p>BOM : Voc\u00ea arranjou uma gata quente para bater papo via CHAT&#8230; Come\u00e7ou no er\u00f3tico, partiu pra sacanagem e descambou para a pornografia pura.<br \/>\nRUIM : n\u00e3o ag\u00fcentando de tes\u00e3o voc\u00ea resolve se revelar. Ela responde que conhece voc\u00ea muito bem e que n\u00e3o vai dar para continuar porque voc\u00ea n\u00e3o passa de um grande canalha e, ainda por cima, vai contar para a sua mulher!<br \/>\nTERR\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cd\u00cdVEL : Era sua sogra.<\/p>\n<p>MORAL DA HIST\u00d3RIA : Ta ruim? 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