{"id":3097,"date":"2022-10-15T11:26:37","date_gmt":"2022-10-15T14:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/?p=3097"},"modified":"2022-10-15T11:26:37","modified_gmt":"2022-10-15T14:26:37","slug":"quem-avisa-amigo-e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2022\/10\/15\/quem-avisa-amigo-e\/","title":{"rendered":"Quem avisa, amigo \u00e9!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2022\/10\/Tres-tarefas-do-aconselhamento-no-ministerio-pastoral.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"395\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2022\/10\/Tres-tarefas-do-aconselhamento-no-ministerio-pastoral.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3098\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2022\/10\/Tres-tarefas-do-aconselhamento-no-ministerio-pastoral.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2022\/10\/Tres-tarefas-do-aconselhamento-no-ministerio-pastoral-300x158.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Aos domingos, depois de nos refastelarmos nos deliciosos almo\u00e7os da casa de minha m\u00e3e, normalmente passamos mais umas duas horas conversando, cada um contando o que pensou ou fez durante a semana e ouvindo aquilo que os outros tenham para contar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Num desses domingos surgiu um assunto interessante. 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