{"id":380,"date":"2009-02-25T13:41:57","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T16:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2009\/02\/25\/ser-maranhense\/"},"modified":"2009-02-25T13:41:57","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T16:41:57","slug":"ser-maranhense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2009\/02\/25\/ser-maranhense\/","title":{"rendered":"Ser Maranhense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Enviado por um amigo<\/strong>\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nUm resumo do que \u00e9 ser maranhense:<br \/>\nmaranhense no s\u00e3o jo\u00e3o n\u00e3o tem quadrilha &#8211; tem bumba-meu-boi<br \/>\nmaranhense quando se espanta n\u00e3o fala: Noossa! 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