{"id":4193,"date":"2025-12-20T06:58:20","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T09:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/?p=4193"},"modified":"2025-12-20T06:58:23","modified_gmt":"2025-12-20T09:58:23","slug":"minha-carta-para-papai-noel-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/2025\/12\/20\/minha-carta-para-papai-noel-2025\/","title":{"rendered":"Minha carta para Papai Noel &#8211; 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"547\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2025\/12\/1--547x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4196\" style=\"width:645px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2025\/12\/1--547x1024.png 547w, https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2025\/12\/1--160x300.png 160w, https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2025\/12\/1--768x1439.png 768w, https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/joaquimhaickel\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2025\/12\/1-.png 820w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 547px) 100vw, 547px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Caro Papai Noel,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nem sei se o senhor aceita receber cartas de algu\u00e9m que j\u00e1 passou da idade de acreditar que o senhor existe e que seja capaz de presentear crian\u00e7as cr\u00e9dulas, que tenham se comportado bem, respeitado pai, m\u00e3e e professores e mantido boas rela\u00e7\u00f5es com irm\u00e3os e amigos ao longo de todo o ano.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Na verdade, nem me lembro mais de quando foi a \u00faltima vez que lhe escrevi, mas isso pouco importa, pois hoje, mais do que nunca, eu preciso \u2014 preciso mesmo \u2014 que o senhor d\u00ea de presente para mim e para todos n\u00f3s, brasileiros, algumas coisas importantes. Coisas simples, por\u00e9m essenciais, que nos permita alcan\u00e7ar tudo aquilo que \u00e9 realmente necess\u00e1rio para fazermos de n\u00f3s mesmos, e de nosso \u201camado, idolatrado, salve, salve\u201d pa\u00eds, um lugar melhor, mais justo; um lugar onde as leis sejam respeitadas, onde o devido processo legal seja rigidamente cumprido e onde haja irrestrita observ\u00e2ncia ao Estado Democr\u00e1tico de Direito.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Em suma, meu bom velhinho, precisamos que o senhor fa\u00e7a com que o Poder Executivo pare de comprar o Poder Legislativo por meio de emendas parlamentares e de outros subs\u00eddios. Que o ocupante dele deixe de pensar apenas em se manter no comando e passe, de fato, a zelar pelos melhores interesses de nosso povo e de nosso pa\u00eds. Precisamos tamb\u00e9m que o Poder Legislativo deixe de usar essas mesmas emendas como instrumento de capitaliza\u00e7\u00e3o pol\u00edtica e financeira para perpetua\u00e7\u00e3o no poder e passe a trabalhar, verdadeiramente, pelo bem do povo e da Na\u00e7\u00e3o. E, por fim, que o Poder Judici\u00e1rio cesse a usurpa\u00e7\u00e3o das atribui\u00e7\u00f5es dos demais poderes, respeite e n\u00e3o deturpe as leis e deixe de agir de forma hip\u00f3crita, venal e prevaricadora.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Caro Papai Noel, sei que esses pedidos s\u00e3o complexos e dif\u00edceis de serem atendidos. Caso n\u00e3o seja poss\u00edvel realizar o que lhe pe\u00e7o, ent\u00e3o considere ao menos a seguinte alternativa: Fa\u00e7a com que toda vez que algu\u00e9m ligado aos Poderes Executivo, Legislativo e Judici\u00e1rio estiver prestes a cometer algum ato moral ou eticamente reprov\u00e1vel, ou a desrespeitar as leis, seja imediatamente acometido por uma disenteria convulsiva e incontrol\u00e1vel, defecando sem parar at\u00e9 que pare com qualquer pensamento, inten\u00e7\u00e3o ou impulso de prevarica\u00e7\u00e3o, desvio de conduta ou abuso de poder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe\u00e7o isso encarecidamente, porque j\u00e1 vivemos, Noel, em meio a tantas fezes que um pouco mais de merda n\u00e3o far\u00e1 diferen\u00e7a alguma; ao menos, por\u00e9m, eles deixar\u00e3o de destruir nossas vidas, a vida de nosso povo e a vida de nosso pa\u00eds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sem mais para o momento, despe\u00e7o-me desejando a voc\u00ea, \u00e0 Mam\u00e3e Noel e a todos os seus ajudantes, e tamb\u00e9m a todo o povo brasileiro, tempos menos imundos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caro Papai Noel, Nem sei se o senhor aceita receber cartas de algu\u00e9m que j\u00e1 passou da idade de acreditar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.6 - 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